SEPTEMBER 2019 & JANUARY 2020 - PINK NOISE STUDIOS - BOSTON, MA
ENGINEERED AND MIXED: DAN THORN
MASTERING: RYAN STACK, G. GORDON GRITTY
INSTRUMENTS: G. GORDON GRITTY
MASTERING: RYAN STACK, G. GORDON GRITTY
INSTRUMENTS: G. GORDON GRITTY
What Gritty Remembers:
1. VIRTUAL PRIVATE NETWORK
Lyrics: Your virtual private network is closed for the day Better find an alternative set-up now Got to get yourself back up Got to reconfigure your network, your private network 1, 2, 3 Would you wanna stay there? If you could connect with anybody Why would you wanna stay there? There's a world out there waiting to here from you In your primary key, in your foreign key
2. CAUGHT YA MISAPPROPRIATING ASSETS
Lyrics:
I can't believe that I caught you stealing paperclips from the supply room. I never thought that you were capable of doing such a thing. You should have went to Staples and purchased them. Should have added a better credit history to your records. To your CV, which nobody knows or is gonna look at. 'Cause you claim to be a freelance artist doing your own thing. Making waffles on the side. Doing pancakes. To be a player in the NFL draft. That's gonna take place. Baby, it's gonna take place in April. I'll tell ya. It's gonna take place in New York City. You're gonna have to call your lawyer.
I can't believe that I caught you stealing paperclips from the supply room. I never thought that you were capable of doing such a thing. You should have went to Staples and purchased them. Should have added a better credit history to your records. To your CV, which nobody knows or is gonna look at. 'Cause you claim to be a freelance artist doing your own thing. Making waffles on the side. Doing pancakes. To be a player in the NFL draft. That's gonna take place. Baby, it's gonna take place in April. I'll tell ya. It's gonna take place in New York City. You're gonna have to call your lawyer.
3. PASSED IN MY MCAS EXAM
Lyrics: Time to take another MCAS It's the past since I passed mine. Time to think in new ways. Time to make a fool out myself. No one knows the answer to Question 2 No one knows the answer to Question 2 Is it A? Is it B? The proctor collected my exam. Hey sonny, you disobeyed. You're the last in the class I received. My exam. It said "Needs Improvement" "Buddy go to summer courses" Got to go to summer courses.
4. GROUP PROJECTS
Lyrics: Did I tell you I hate group projects? They make hurl. They make me nauseous. When others speak, I go to bonkers. I get out my pocket change. Swipe my Charlie Card, take the train. I love reciting memory lines. To hear my voice. To clear my mind To piss off others. To make them stressed To pee my pants. To relieve your mess Run over and pick up the watering can. You don't want the plants to die. Get off the roof, you don't want to leak I love reciting memory lines. To hear my voice. To clear my mind To piss off others. To make them stressed To pee my pants. Relieve your mess